toe custard

The act of applying semen to the toes of unsuspecting people around you.

People at the party got annoyed because Geoff applied toe custard to all their toes.

by Buuntaa August 9, 2016

custard

a yellowy fowl vannilaish liquid that Freek rubs on his nipples

Please, rub the custardharder!

by Steven Hughes December 20, 2003

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first.

by adamisthechamp September 8, 2008

Custard Splats

When you have a curry the night before (ie Korma) and it changes the colour of your shit to a Custard like one

Damn Anoop, that curry last night gave me the custard splats!

by VoodooDude February 9, 2004

lebanese custard

A girl gives head to a guy in a sand box and then the male blows into a hot, steamy, batch of couscous....the woman then proceeds to eat the couscous while the male sits and watches.

Man 1- I gave marie the nastiest batch of lebanese custard last night..She ate the whole thing and wanted seconds.
Man 2- Thats awesome but i hit that up first

by adambtownking September 9, 2008

Custard's pie

The last girl you slept with prior to becoming married.

I dated Jennifer right before I met my wife, she was my custard's pie.

by MTM/le June 11, 2012

Custard Fish Finger

After fingering a girl, piss on you hands then ram them down your throat until you are sick on them

that hot asian girl made me give her a custard fish finger

by C0rrupt7 February 18, 2011