Business plan

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.

Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.

by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 12, 2014

business studies

The WORST subject you could ever pick for GCSE. The teachers are about 5 years older than you which means they don’t know what the fuck their talking about. And if you thought you had any chance of passing this pathetic subject the coursework will ruin any chances of you getting a decent grade because its pure shit and isn’t even written properly.

business studies is a waste of time cause you learn a bunch of stuff that has NOTHING to do with the coursework
if you chose it your fucked!

by Quitelate June 11, 2006

giving him the business

to show another person "whats up" or "what's happening".
to beat your opponent down in a fight or sport.
to display great skill at something.
to sexually satisfy a girl in bed.
to show her "what's up" or "what's happening".

"I played Bob in a game of Madden last week and was giving him the business. He lost 37-3."

"Ashley and I went out drinking last night. We started fooling around back at her place; next thing ya know I was giving her the business!"

by BigDaddyKen March 19, 2009

The Business

1. A phrase pertaining to the level of coolness of an object (I.e person, place, place or thing).

2. A substitute phrase for words such as "cool", "tight", "awesome" etc. etc.

"Dude, that basketball game was the business."

"Bro, check out that girl, shes the business."

"That was the business!!"

by wezley1111 January 14, 2008

business trip

to go on a trip for business reasons

slang: to make a trip to the bathroom

Guy: Dude, I drank so much. I'll be right back. Taking a short business trip.


Guy: Joe got so scared he wet his pants!
Girl: Yeah, guess he tried to take a business trip but his flight got cancelled, if ya know what I mean.

by Vertigo January 11, 2004

business jazz

Bizjazz for short, more commonly referred to as smooth jazz, 818 jazz, real estate agent seduction music, sales motivation jazz, or absolute fucking aural swill. Tends to use canned r&b "grooves" with lots of soprano sax solos.

Spyro Gyra certainly was laying down some wicked business jazz, but I prefer The Rippingtons' bizjazz for getting into the panties of perky blonde Republican real estate milfs.

by ThaGriffinator October 13, 2006

business studies

Complete load of Bollocks, everything I need to learn about Business I'll teach meself thanks.

"When I was doing Business Studies my head nearly went like that nice man in Scanners did."

by Tom Tit August 17, 2007