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Burger King 

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.
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Burger King Friendly 

A young man around the age of 18, with sparse facial hair and Mexican blood, Most likely able to apply for a job at Burger King.
See that kid over there?" "Yeah man what of it?" "he's so Burger King Friendly." "Lawl, lets go get him an application!
Burger King Friendly by meeap January 20, 2011

burger in the bun 

Inner Labia that you can barely see, theyre sort of swallowed by the outer labia. Like a hamburger that has a large bun but a small patty inside. The opposite of burger out of the bun
Once I took her panties off I realized that she had "burger in the bun"
burger in the bun by tbonedamenace December 3, 2007

Burger Mode 

Hard to put into words but once you know, you know.
Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: Well I saw this fine ass 5th grader while smoking a huge ass blunt so I knocked her ass out , took her to the bathroom, and went burger mode all over her. Now I’m facing 45 to life
Burger Mode by Bigdaddy4477 March 22, 2019

burger move 

A fat friend who fucks up alot and yells. when he yells its called a burger move
ahhhhhhhhh i just welded my hand it hurts sooooo much (wining) hahahahahah so you would say what a burger move

Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns 

When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!

burger king 

typical American fast food outlet which has outspread its' greasy claws to every corner of the Earth.

horrible service at every UK store I've been to: employees don't speak English, are unable to use a till and take on average five minutes to get your entire meal to the front counter. and the meat is always burnt.
if you want 100g of fat in a burger, go to McDonald's instead of Burger King
burger king by blue March 30, 2004