[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008

breaking brownies

to fart, release gas.

sally: what's that fowl smell?
tom: sorry, the dog is breaking brownies.

by kei81 March 4, 2009

Breadinaire

Someone who can afford bread.

This term was coined by Stephen Colbert when he talked about Zimbabwe's 231 million percent inflation. Everyone in Zimbabwe who's a billionaire can buy bread, which also makes them a breadinaire.

Bill Gates may be a billionaire, but I'm a breadinaire!

by VodkanLemons May 8, 2009

Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.

"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro

by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011

Breadweiner

As a breadwinner is one who eats a girl out while she has a yeast infection, a breadweiner is a man who has copious amounts of sexual intercourse with a woman while the yeast is rising in her loins.

Jordan is such a breadweiner, he fucked his girlfriend when she was peeing biscuits.

by imcravintoast December 13, 2012

breaking pennies

To do an action with great speed or in an aggressive manner.

He ran so fast that he was breaking pennies.

by Thomas23245d-money6756 January 2, 2014

breaking your ovaries

Well...woman don't have balls, so the term is analogous by gender to the phrase breaking your balls for men. Because women definitely need some ovary breaking I think you would agree.

I don't really have to take a shit honey...I was just breaking your ovaries. So keep sucking my cock.

by surfdog May 27, 2016