lonely bones sickness

when you’ve lacked physical touch and affection from your significant other

lonely bones sickness:
-when you’ve lacked physical touch or affection from your significant other. (usually causes muscle sores.)

man.. i think i have lonely bones. the nurse told me that the only cure is daily cuddles with my girlfriend.

by natsukko June 8, 2021

Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.

by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021

zee bones

Another way to say No.

1: "you still going to the fair this year?" 2: "Zee bones broski, I can't afford tickets."

by MetalikzOG July 8, 2022

Muppet Bones

a light snack consisting of celery, peanut butter, and raisins.

im feeling peckish, i might snap into some muppet bones

by CptSpaceManatee November 3, 2023

Skronk N' Bones

A big ole' bird that so skinny that's it's barely more than skin and bones. But it's also a skrank. Hence: Skronk N' Bones

Hey, get your pokey elbows away from me, Skronk N' Bones

by Cashual Observer February 20, 2011

It's raining bones

When you and your super sexy partner are hard and wet at the same time, respectively.

Hey hun it's raining bones?

Yeah...how'd you know?

Lets go get some bbq and get busy ;) ;)

by airman September 22, 2013

Curse your bones

Cursing your/ somebody's bones are the opposite of blessing ones bones. It's a way to express how mad you are at someone.

Ant : I ate your chocolate.

Alison : curse your bones!

by Skeleton Fred February 19, 2017