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Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.
That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.
by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017
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jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
by Dj_Duff November 3, 2017
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Tyler Bowling

Tyler Bowling is the most horrible thing in the world it doesn’t care about you at all. It will end up selling drugs when it’s older so don’t go near it. It will hurt you and the only things it likes is fortnite.
by Get yeeted and deleted October 31, 2019
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The Bowling Ball Carry

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!
by Davie Dee November 8, 2019
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Stress Browsing

Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app
Remi has been stress browsing all afternoon , he’s really nervous about his date tonight
by Izzygb January 6, 2022
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Going for a Bowling

When a man lays on his back and the girl then sits on top of his face similar to the 69'er position. The man then proceeds to lick and pleasure the woman's vaginia while the girl wanks off the man at a fast pace. Oil is advised....
Cameron is getting lubed up and going for a Bowling!!
by Spoof Beckham November 6, 2013
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Upside down bowling pin penis

A penis that is shaped like an upside down bowling pin with the base being thin and the head being extremely girthy.
Robyn wanted the credit she felt she deserved..... after all..... she was the one who sucked off the man with the upside down bowling pin penis
by LemmeF1ndOut November 27, 2021
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