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bloomerang

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.
Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.
by QuacksO May 24, 2021
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Boomerbang

You see those boomers?
I think they're gonna boomerbang
by Pimping Llama June 25, 2021
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boomerank

When a member of the boomer generation pulls "rank" on their younger counterparts, due to having more wisdom than them, to make a decision on retracting or canceling something.
Damn, all the invitations have already gone out for the party (covid petri dish social function) and now the boss has cancelled it! She pulled boomerank on us!
by Flowernerd September 2, 2021
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bonerang

when a mans genital mound bends to a absurd extent and it is used by the local radical cheese church to attack the poor
hey whats up

THE CHURCH STOLE MY FUCKING DICK
they used the good ol bonerang trick on you
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mental boomarang

When you think of something bad that you want to happen to somebody but, happens to someone you know.
I imaged that this guy would break his leg, it happen but my sister broke her leg a week later. That was totally a mental boomarang!
by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008
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Australian boomarang

When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.
Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!
by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022
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Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.
Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!
by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022
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