Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

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blueberry cinnamon roll

“can i get a lick of your blueberry cinnamon roll?”

by pooktasticnator March 30, 2023

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A delicious glazed donut made of blueberry donut batter.

I fucking love blueberry donuts so much I would eat one off of Brandon's cock. That's how much I love blueberry donuts.

by Texas Nick M. September 14, 2013

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a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023

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A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

by Kauranax January 15, 2020

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When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.

She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!

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(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020

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