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zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
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Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.
annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
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by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023
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Tasmanian Blow Job

When a girl twirls like a tornado in an office chair while sucking a mans scrotum into her vagina
That one bitch gave me the best Tasmanian blow job at the office after hours
by Mr. beast boiiiiiiii November 25, 2018
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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 29, 2022
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blow up job

Yo! Did you see him give Frosty a blow up job in the front yard?!
by LadyLonglegs34 May 14, 2021
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blow job

its what it looks like bihh
i'll give you $5 for a blow job
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Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022
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