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bloched
1. (adjective) To be bloched. Generally used as a negative term.
Sorry man, but you're bloched.
by blocher123 November 28, 2016
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Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.
Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.
by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010
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Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.
Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."
by Uncle Nerdicus September 14, 2014
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cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal
by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
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Blocked

To be gay/ Petty and u don't have nothing to say back or u have no good comeback so u blocked then. Most of the time it's girls who block Becaues if a boy do it mean he scared of u so he block u
We had a bad argument and he said something that was true and I'm scared to fight him so I just blocked him blocked scared
by So ture July 8, 2019
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Blocked

Iv been blocked 😐
Blocked
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2019
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Sun Blocked

When a woman is laying out on the beach and a man unexpectedly ejaculates on her face, leaving a mark on her face as if she used sun block.
Yeah, she musta been Sun Blocked!
by JabbaB May 29, 2010
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