Blast blocker

ryan you’re never gonna know x

Ryan: “what’s a blast blocker?”
everyone: “you know the rules”

by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024

Blast Blocker

A individual whom perpetuates the blocking of one’s blast, often in a social setting. A blast blocker know not what they do or not what they are until either exposed by a third party or having epiphany during one’s quest to find them self.

Ryan: “What’s a blast blocker?”
Everyone: “You know the rules”

Example 2: You could be at a office meeting, party, social gathering or even a bat mitzvah

Ryan: *steeles one’s jest*
Everyone: “RYAN, stop blocking they blast”

by crossyroadpro123 January 21, 2024

donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.

I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.

by RockabillyJ April 19, 2023

jyleima blocker

It’s me duh~ I love myself so I put my name here

Who are you? Oh I’m jyleima blocker a bad b*tch~

by Baddieculter May 14, 2023

Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.

Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker

by Dr.Crow January 8, 2023

Bro-Blocker

Isabel "Belly" Conklin

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker

by Cloudybedroom August 11, 2023

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023