Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.

He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.

by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010

shit blister

A mushroom , grow in shit. Little white blisters in a giant pile of shit

OH MAN! they put shit blisters on my pizza

by YBJ March 19, 2005

bliteotw

Blog Like It's The End Of The World

Friday The 13th time to bliteotw.

by Annabellerina June 13, 2008

blitz

Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.

The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.

Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.

Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.

The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.

Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?

Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!

by morgz1 January 2, 2012

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

Blifton

Peeing in a bottle and and filling it all the way to the top

Bro I didn't wanna get outta bed last night so I pulled a blifton in this Gatorade bottle

by Stretchysnow December 4, 2016

Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!

"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

by Bob Ross, Expert of NMS September 4, 2017