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Bitch Goggles

Designer sunglasses of the feminine sort that scream wealth, glamour, and sophistication. The trend (as with most things trendy)seems to be the bigger, the better. In addition to blocking out rays from suns in distant galaxies, serving as a racoonine substitute for makeup, and masking your blood-shot, coke-glazed eyes from prying gazes; these sunglasses do tremendous wonders for the feminine mystique. Must have accessories include the latest model camera-phone, a lit cigarette (preferably menthol), ugg-style boots, and a frilly mini-skirt.
Samantha's new bitch goggles failed to hide the haggard features brought on by lengthy tanning sessions, chain-smoking, and excessive partying.
by Gregory Barlikas June 29, 2005
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Putin's Bitch

Donald Trump is Putin's Bitch.
by sadstateofaffairs July 17, 2018
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FUCK YO BITCH ASS

When Urban Dictionary wont let you vote on more definitions.
by _G2TM_ February 28, 2016
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psycho bitch 180

a phenomenon where a girl seems to be down to hang out, go out, or put out, then suddenly change her mind instantaneously, thus, confusing the pursuer and lowering her credibility.
John: "So you gonna go with her to the concert tomorrow?"
Jack: "Nah man. She pulled a psycho bitch 180 on me; she's kinda creeping me out now."
by niggman star33 August 6, 2011
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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.
by Glitternacht May 15, 2014
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Venice bitch

A girl who is in a toxic relationship but won't leave the guy even she knows she's unhappy
Friend 1: Idk why Amy still stays with that douche

Friend 2: Cause she's his venice bitch
by Stoppingtime November 21, 2019
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bitchy cunt

a bitchy cunt is a girl who consistently acks in annoying or nagging manner to her male counterpart
Johnny- Sorry Jeff, I cant do anything tonight. Suzy is making me wash the dishes

Jeff- oh man, Suzy is such a bitchy cunt
by john the blind fox January 5, 2010
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