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Bases

The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that you don't know this. "Baseball" is America's favorite pastime ;).
David Freese: Man, I got to third base last night! I was so close to a home run!
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?!
Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me!
by The Friendly Snowman Outside November 23, 2011
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bar bisexual

When alcohol is involved in making two (or more) otherwise straight girls making out.
Damn, look at those two bar bisexuals over there.
by John Wesley February 9, 2008
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bisection property

1. If a line bisects an angle, then the two angles formed are congruent to each other. (Geometry)
2. Any of various marsupials found in the Congo.
Wow! Geometry is a lot better and my life is improved now that I can use the bisection property instead of writing a paragraph to solve this proof.

I ate five pounds of bisection property last night.
by lol david May 8, 2008
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Emotional Bisexual

A person who is attracted to both genders, but only sexually attracted towards one.
Person 1: Jimmy is bisexual, but doesn't wanna bang guys.
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Emotional Bisexual.
by YTHacker November 5, 2019
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Biesiadecki

one of the best last names ever. of polish origin, the name before ellis island (bee-shia-deck-a) belonged to members of the royal family and guard. only belongs to the best and coolest people.
did you see that amazingly awesome person?

yeah i think their last name is Biesiadecki
by meeeee and you March 4, 2010
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Bisexual Donkeys

A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
by Alice:) September 29, 2009
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Bases

This is the Australian version:
1st Base- kissing (french, obviously)
2nd base- Hand job or fingering
3rd Base- Head
4th Base/homerun- sex
"what bases did you get to with that guy last night?"
"only 2nd, and he was pretty shit at it too"
by McGarfield October 20, 2008
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