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Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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Dry birth

When you give birth but the water never breaks
I got all these carpet burns because I was a dry birth baby
by pepsi puppy December 12, 2020
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birth reunion

by Heydudes January 14, 2018
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I CANT BIRTH-

Commented by dumb retarded 11 year old "preppy" girls on tiktok who think there funny but just want every person on tiktok to kick there geeky as jaw in
by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 26, 2024
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Giving birth to a coppa

Taking a massive shit. Dropping a log. Splitting ya sphinkter. Laying a tird
This morning I during the staff meeting I was late to work because I was stuck in the the bathroom "giving birth to a coppa".
by FunxFG March 2, 2020
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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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