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I CANT BIRTH-

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr April 26, 2024
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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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Butt Birth

One who has an appearance that should not be revealed in public.
D'jerome: dude, why is that girl so rachet?
Mike: Butt Birth man, Butt Birth...
by SirNinjaStone June 21, 2016
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Birth control

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

it’s fine I took my birth control”
by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019
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