Bernardoed

When someone you’ve been talking to/ linking, for quite a while over the phone and they won’t meet you.

Dude sally won’t meet me again.
Bro your being bernardoed

by Danithemani1 May 30, 2019

San Bernardino

San Bernardino is a city in California but it's also a county too. LA and OC residents like to exaggerate how bad is it, and probably those people are assholes and expected to be like Beverly Hills or Indian Wells or something. San Bernardino has shopping like their neighbor Riverside and has good homes at the hills like Riverside. San Bernardino is a city that doesn't get interest because of people make it look bad. People may think this city is full of people that smoke meth but the answer is no. Every city has a bad apple and I'm sickened tired of people thinking that San Bernardino is the "worse" city in the country. San Bernardino has a heart and someday it will improve their love to their city/residents.

I live in Colton, CA and it's improving don't watch YouTube videos like Nick Johnson or any City/States reviewers those people are douchebags.

The City and County of San Bernardino is a great community and has wealthy cities like Redlands, Loma Linda, Highland (Hills), Rancho Cucamonga, and Chino Hills. Someday, the Inland Empire will grow to be good counties.

Sorry for my grammar mistakes.

Friend: What's your address?
Me: It's 2356 W Hill Street, San Bernardino, CA
Friend: Ha ha, you live in San Bernghetto County move to OC
Me: Nope, I'm not moving to Anaheim

Friend: ok..
(THE ADDRESS IS NOT REAL)

by HanakoKunFan April 8, 2021

Rancho Bernardo

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.

"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

by HotPocketFresh July 7, 2008

Bernie

He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.

Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!

by lovelive04 February 5, 2010

BernardCaldwell

a part of the body used for mooning, farting, and anal sex

Lordsights farted out of his BernardCaldwell.
HHPrinceGeorge is sitting on his fat BernardCaldwell doing nothing all day.
Dralian is going to kick some BernardCaldwell at that debate tonight!

by AdoIf_Hitler May 30, 2018

BernieHoo'd

To be beaten by somebody on machinery that theoretically should not be up to the job.

Alternative - to give it 100% at all times when not feeling the best after the night before.

Valentino was BernieHoo'd on the last lap.
Dave P was gutted that yet again he had been BernieHoo'd

Alternative - he was BernieHood' all through the race.

by GaryM July 22, 2006

Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation, often unknown to one party in a two-party conversation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by LGMR5 May 16, 2010