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Bernie

He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.

Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!

by lovelive04 February 5, 2010