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The shortest way to tell someone that you hope they sprain their penis the next time they attempt to have sex.
During your next roll in the hay, I hope your penis bends in half and you cry aloud. That is to say, get bent.
Get bent by mgdu August 8, 2021
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Has she bent your dick yet? 

Its when your Girl romps you cowgirl style!
Yo Has she bent your dick yet?

Nah man, im always on top!
get very very fucked up. on drugs or either alcohol.
"aye yo man lets go get bent at the strip club"
get bent by vtex June 15, 2008
to get intoxicated to the point where as you can't even stand up. To drink an acholic beverage to the point of unconciousness.
Last week Stone went to the bayou classic and got bent. We had to carry him to his room. Go GSU!
get bent by x factor February 22, 2005

flounder-bent 

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform
I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry
flounder-bent by gayry April 30, 2011

Sharmoota bent kalb 

(adjective)

An arabic adjective used to describe an extremely beautiful person, typically a girl or a woman, that is very special to someone.
“my sharmoota bent kalb, will you marry me?” He said, lovingly gazing into her radient honey eyes.