foods before dudes

Another phrase for fries before guys, but only for use if you're really salty.

Could also be used if you are hungry, with same meaning as fries before guys.
Jessica: do u want to go to McDonald's for dinner

Melissa: can't. Josh want me to come to his place.

Jessica: u bitch. foods before dudes.

Melissa: o shit u right
by hiwelcometohollister May 01, 2018
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lightning before the thunder

Premature ejaculation, as referenced in the song Thunder by Imagine Dragons
Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.
by MASTERoftheWisdom August 17, 2017
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Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
by DameonDice April 15, 2012
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"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.
by KeeganBM January 31, 2014
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Bro’s before hoes

To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her
Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.
by Big chungaaaassss November 30, 2019
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dros before hoes

Guy 1: Stacy said if I don't stop smoking weed, she won't go out without me anymore

Guy 2: So what did you do?

Guy 1: I told that bitch dros before hoes and dumped her ass.

Guy 2: YEAAAAAAAA BOOIIZZ
by 420chanRox August 18, 2009
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glove it before you love it

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."
GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!
by StunninMa April 06, 2007
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