Damn, she wanted to give me a 2080ti if I went home with her, but then I realised I had a meeting with my homie tonight.
bros before flops
bros before flops
by howdy1! January 19, 2022
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Self explanatory.
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.
Coined by spook AKA zombitini
by zombitini September 20, 2020
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Get the He knew it before you Kelby mug.A romance movie that I love very much. I wish my love life was like this. Noah is super cute and Lara Jean is an amazing actress! They are both great! If you haven't watch "To All The Boys I Loved Before" then you're missing out! Btw Noah is very hot as a kid in the movie and he's hot grown up too! He got dem abs if u kno wat I mean!
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"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"
"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
"Gross!"
by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010
Get the Before and After mug.what you say when a girl ditches her girlfriends to chill with her boyfriend
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.
similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
if a girl blows off her friends, or just hangs out with her boy instead of her girlies, and they're offended cuz they know they love her more.
similiar to guys's bro's before hoe's
Kate: oh sorry Ali i cant go get a mani-pedi with u and sylvia, im going to the movies with ben
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!
Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
Ali: aww, come on kate! sisters before mister's!!
Ali: hey kate come over to our table!! we got wings...
Kate;: hahaha no sorry, Ben already ordered wings too..
Ali: ugh, sisters before mister's!
by I. M. Cold February 22, 2010
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