A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.
Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.
OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.
OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 17, 2018
Get the Beaver Seizure mug.Beastre or Besttre is a combination of a first and last name. The first name is "Tre" from the French “treis” and the Latin “tres”. The term has been used to describe blatant ignorance and stupidity, but at its root, Beastre is a historical account of stupidity rotting the internet. Accounts of Beastre state that he is a 5'4 decaffeinated African with a short fuse and an even shorter penis. He is generally speaking unable to handle the most insignificant amount of trolling or jokes surrounding his flaws. He has turned into an incel both as a form of counter culture and a way to deal with his lack of female attention. He originally called himself "Asexual", but further analysis of his lust for women proves otherwise. Tre Best has been a long-time member of the group called "Bruh HQ", but he was banned for being a dumb piece of shit (figuratively and literally speaking). After numerous failers to handle minor trolling he blocked the majority of Bruh HQ on all social media platforms. Dr. Dehpootisman is an elusive figure who holds great power over the counsel of Bruh HQ. There have been theories towards his name and whereabouts, but nothing has come back conclusively. Dehpootisman has also {REDACTED}. Waltoge/Runescape was one of Beastre's first adversaries. Waltoge has always been a neutral force in his life only resorting to trolling when most funny, but Beastre's ignorance did not allow him to see through these elabret ruses.
I could be Gaming Right now .
Beastre you need to think.
Beastre: every time I think things get worse.
Don't ruin my reputation.
FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!
Get better bro
Beastre you need to think.
Beastre: every time I think things get worse.
Don't ruin my reputation.
FUCK OFF SIT ON A PINE CONE!
Get better bro
by NotSirStinkyHarriot October 30, 2021
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The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022
Get the Beaster Bunny mug.When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.
Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
by LogicBeforeNorms December 29, 2013
Get the gummy beaver mug.The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.
"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."
"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
by Jellyboots March 31, 2014
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Get the Italian Beaver mug.When someone hacks their fenders with a grinder or saw to clear huge ass wheels and tires that they knew damn well wouldn't fit.
by NephsonCustomz April 20, 2017
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