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56th base

Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it
Past version of you: I think i might go to bed
Present version that timetravelled : mmm hello me, sex time
Past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by ...myself!
Present version: i think i'll call this 56th base
by mysterious S May 23, 2009
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Basement Champion

A Basement Champion is a stinky nerd that lives in their mother's basement playing video games for more then 12 hours a day every day.
Peter: Hey dude, my guild just beat the Lich King on 25 man Heroic last night! It was so intense, I had to put my keyboard in the dryer after the raid because I was sweating so bad.

John: You are such a fucking Basement Champion, shut up! No one gives a shit about you loot! Go outside and get some sun!
by BigTimeYopi February 23, 2013
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Basam

Basam is an arabic name, witch means a smiley person, usually given to the middle child, childish but very loyal and sweet , also hot af!Beware he is capable of stealing your girl without even wanting her .
Jack:Hey what’s up what’s wrong?

Josh:Basam stole my prom date
by Djsjsjs November 8, 2019
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Second base on an error

1) In literal terms: when the runner, in baseball, reaches second because of an error committed by the opposing team

2) Getting to second base by accidentally brushing against a women's breasts.
1) The batter got a base hit, but the ball was overthrown, so he reached second base on an error.

2) Guy 1: How far did you go?
Guy 2: What's it called if we were making out and I accidentally brushed against her titties?
Guy 1: Haha! You totally reached second base on an error.
by Freddy18 January 13, 2011
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free base

1) (n) A type of cocaine that you cook up in a frying pan. And by you I really mean your honor roll student, boy scout son.
2) (v) To prepare the above type of cocaine.
3) (v) What a walked batter gets in a baseball game.
4) (n) A chemical that's the opposite of an acid and doesn't cost anything.
1) When little Timmy failed his math test, his mom decided to cheer him up by cooking up his favorite dinner: free base cocaine.
2) We don't free base in the Brook, we just smoke flat-out crack rock.
3) With runners on second and third and the World Series on the line I figured it would be a good call to just give Barry Bonds a free base.
4) I hear there's a deal over at Chemicals Mart where if you buy an acid at retail price, you get a free base.
by Nick D February 1, 2004
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First Base Friends

A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.
Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."
by nhw6789 May 7, 2010
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Basement Virgin

Describing a person (Usually age 30+) who lives in their parents basement, and would rather play video games such as WoW/Counter-Strike or hang out in online chatrooms/IRC than go out into the real world and have a tangible social life.

In most cases, a poopsock is also a basement virgin.
I have not seen Jeff since World of Warcraft was released, He must have turned into a Basement Virgin.

Jeff! Get off your computer and stop being such a Basement Virgin, or I will stop cooking with cheese.
by KoldFusion October 6, 2007
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