cartoon balloon

A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.

Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!

Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!

Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!

Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection

Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead

by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011

the baboon

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

by blake57 October 26, 2011

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Baboon

A person that sags their pants revealing they're ass.

boy 1: Dude, you see Robert's sagging his pants?
boy 2: Yea he's a totally baboon

by hshadow April 22, 2009

balcony toss

Having sexual intercourse with a woman and proceeding to immediately throw her from a balcony.

I didn't bother poking an airhole for the glass bottom boat, since I planned to follow it up with a balcony toss.

by Private Johnson February 8, 2007

Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006