Baconlube

Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlube™. baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’”. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.

NOTE: This is not a real product nor is this an ad of any kind.

Guy 1: How did your date go last night?

Guy 2: Well, I went out and bought some Baconlube. Fill in the Blanks ;)

Guy 1: Oooohoo nice!!

by traceur_ryuk May 6, 2009

Arm Bacon

Excessive fat on the upper-arm area. Found especially on large women.

Man, did you see Alli's arm bacon? Her arms are as big as my legs!

by Coord October 13, 2008

Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

bacon smuggler

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 12, 2006

Bacon Explosion

A woven mat of bacon, double wrapped around a log of Italian sausage, drenched in BBQ sauce and smoked for 3 hours.

Wow, that Bacon Explosion is like a porky slap to the face!

by omnomnombacon August 2, 2009

Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

indian bacon

When a man wraps bacon around his penis and then sticks his bacon wrapped dick into his significant others' asshole then once he has finished they take the bacon off and fry it and enjoy a delicous post anal sex snack.

Hey bill wanna go out for breakfast? Nah mane i just had some indian bacon with kelcy.

by juicy jamess November 9, 2013