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Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.
That lap dance made me drag the Brad.
by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019
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Brad Gorton

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently
Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance
by Harry toreria January 25, 2022
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Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him
"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"
by tinydoll May 13, 2023
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Brad pour

Noun -- An exceptionally large portion of alcohol (typically wine) in your glass.
Don't get too drunk off that brad pour.

This one brad pour should last the entire night.
by Westcoastbestcoastfosho October 21, 2023
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Jeremiah And Brad

The hottest mans on earth. They could roast a wamen alive with a single stare. I love y'all. Eat me out sometime pls
by Baznigger June 12, 2018
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Bradding Out

when one get's so frustrated that they either hit things or throw things while yelling or screaming.
Kal, no Bradding out! We do not throw our toys when we get mad!
by doridet August 4, 2021
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Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.
Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
What a brad bobaguard moment
by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022
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