Boiled Rice

A phrase used to describe long, pointless stories that go nowhere and provide no entertainment value whatsoever.
The term originated from an extermely boring story concerning boiled rice at a Chinese restaurant, a story which is said to have cured insomnia countless times.

Michelle: ...So like basically there was a half of a cup of water in the house, with stuff floating in it.....it was time to go to Tesco.
Me: WTF? I don't want to hear about boiled rice.

by Snizbob July 6, 2007

Boiling Springs

A small college town in North Carolina, close to Gaffney, SC and Shelby, NC. I've read the definitions on here and they were all super negative. Yes, it is a one-stoplight town, but you can walk everywhere, there's no traffc, and the environment is positively beautiful. It's the home to Gardner-Webb University, a small Christian college. While there aren't any movie theatres or shopping malls in the town itself, it's a very short drive to the outlet mall in Gaffney and there are movie theatres that take less than 20 minutes to get to. I think it's a wonderful place.

I have been going to visit family in Boiling Springs almost every summer since I was 5 years old, and I think it's a beautiful and relaxing escape from my busy hometown.

by BoilingSprings July 7, 2009

Boiler-Up

v _ To lose control and make critical mistakes at critical times, costing a chance at victory; v _ to overestimate one's talent versus the talent of nearby rivals, causing disappointment

See: Purdue Univesity men's basketball players "boiler-up" in basketball; Purdue University's basketball fans "boiler-up" to compare their team to that of Indiana University, historically

by Indiana Dave July 20, 2008

borderline boiler

A female who is neither good looking or ugly e.g Carol Vordeman or Monica Lewinsky

That new girlfrend of yours is a bit of a "BORDERLINE BOILER"

by Dj Lien June 30, 2003

Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.

I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.

by cambronshinn October 14, 2010

Boiler Up

A common saying by a student or fan of Purdue University (Indiana) that is used to signify the person's love for Purdue. Also can be used to find other Boilers in large crowds at games.

Mostly heard during Breakfast Club and tailgating. Can also be used in a strong sense in the phrase "Boiler the fuck Up!"

Kris: "Boiler Up!"
Avid Purdue fans: "Boiler Up!"

by Heather Nicole September 30, 2007

Susan Boiling

If the temperature is really hot!

It's fucking Susan Boiling out here

by Joebay October 17, 2010