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resident evil apocalypse

I can't believe how shitty this movie is... It totally screws up the story line of the game! If you want to see a good zombie movie go see Dawn of the Dead .
Loser: RE:A was the best zombie movie ever.
Me & other loyal RE fans: Shut the fuck up you damn n00b!!!
by Masked Zoro February 9, 2005
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Avocado Penis Nigga

Also known as the movie star Michael Angelo, from the hit series Spongebob Square Pants, this demonic creature roams the earth waiting to slob on some good knob. And if you try to negate his whimsical suckings, he will expand your anal region approximately 3 feet with his Avocado Penis.
Avocado Penis Nigga roams like a rover... don't negate the suck or he will make you bend over.
by Swagman 420 February 28, 2019
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Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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apocalypse

the day that george bush gets reelected, so i guess the apocalypse has already happened
a monkey being reelected? how can so many people be so stupid?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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wellness advocate

โ€œIโ€™m a wellness advocate. Would you like more details on my snake oils?โ€
by Wall101 May 6, 2018
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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

1. RIAA (war)
2. 4Kids (death)
3. FCC (famine)
4. The Bush Administration (disease)
These are the real Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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