automagically

Correction of my own entry below:

Pointless and pretentious word used to add no meaning at all to normal english sentences pertaining to the kind of automated proceedure computers were designed to do right from the very beginning of their invention. Almost every sentence in which this word appears can be improved upon by removing it.

"Sign in check-box automagically for 2 weeks", from bebo's sign in page.
"Palette Generator: Automagically create a harmonious color palette from a photograph", from Big Huge Labs page.

by Jonny Random February 13, 2008

to drive automatic (verb)

Has sex with women.

c.f. wordto drive stick (verb)/word

"Nah, I gave up driving stick and now I'm all the way automatic. Lick my pussy?"

by Drakien March 6, 2003

automatic

Automatic transmissions are for people who enjoy the finer things in life. People who drive manuals are generally the poorer in the population, and people who drive automatics, are generally richer. If this is not the case, can you explain why 99% of luxury cars and near enough all modern day sports cars are automatic, or if not, semi-automatic? Also automatic transmissions are the future, look at what we have now - Audi's DSG gearbox, which is a cluchless manual!

Audi A3 DSG
Audi TT DSG
EVERY ****ing luxury car is automatic!!

by MMCC December 25, 2005

automobestiality

Automobestiality is the process of inserting ones penis in in the tail pipe of a motor vehicle.

The exhaust from your huge v-8 engine makes automobestiality SOOOO much more enjoyable.

by Naughty Nate December 13, 2008

autocorrectypo

When you are entering a word, especially an uncommon one, into a device that does autocorrection, an autocorrectypo would be where it incorrectly 'corrects' your correct word to the word it thought you meant.

Fido: Woof

(Felix types 'Mew')
Felix: New

Fido: ?

Felix: *Mew
Felix: Damn autocorrectypo!

by strawberryutopia March 7, 2010

Automatic bizooty

A line from a song meaning a girl who has an "automatic booty" will be able to shake her ass from side to side at about the speed of an automatic gun.

Also referring to seeing a woman and immediately tapping that ass.

Automatic bizooty from zero to fruity tooty

by Mr. BaBa June 21, 2010

automagical

A common slang word for "automatic". Often used in webblogs and other forms of internet communication.

The phone and the car connect automagically.

Google's corrective spelling feature is automagic.

by Logan April 7, 2005