ASSASSIN

sexiest man on discord, also had sex with your mother.

oh my god assassin just fucked me :D

by ppman132 September 15, 2021

shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.

There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.

by Barby1 March 8, 2009

suncoast assassin

a gang in suncoast estates in north fort myers florida. the throw up an "s" and a "a". Occasionally they trow up just the "s". they are ruthless and could care less if your not from there hood. they mainly reside in suncoast estates estimated mebers: 35

suncoast assassin's are straight g's

by jj420SA May 31, 2009

medical assassin

a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment

Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.

by Julius Pepperwood III October 9, 2013

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

ASSAFIST

WHEN A WOMEN ASS IS SO PERFICT, EVEN IN SKIN TIGHT JEANS YOU CAN TELL.

A "ASSAFIST" IS? WHEN HER ASS LOOKS GOOD, IT LOOK'S A FIST. I WISH SHE WOULD JUST BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME.

by THE LIP LICKER April 26, 2011

Assasindonky

(n.) Assasindonky is fermented fig. People of ancient Greece put the paste onto the vagina of virgins so that they could "fuck" with the soothing cream inside there feminine organs painlessly.

This of course this ritual is utter bullshit. It was some creepy old guy who wanted to rub a virgins pussy. Everybody knows the only way to free a virgin of pain is to fuck her harder.It is said that some native tribes still practice it today in the for of creams and lotions.

The word assassin comes from the word assasindonky as during the 800's people began testing this idea and started to secretly rub virgin vaginas. This soon led to the aids epidemic in Africa ass they all fed the fermented fig to African slaves.

I told that dumb bitch about assasindonky and she believed me. Well, i had a nice fucking.

by Cody Chu December 21, 2009