Horse armor

Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).

Mr. Hands should have remembered his horse armor: instead, he received a perforated colon.

by nom de gorilla April 12, 2011

Ass armor

The stuff - mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some documents, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments - neatly stored in the back pockets. At a certain point, the mass provides a hefty bulge on the buttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.

Me: Man, can't you sit still, you're squirming all the time.
Friend: Just have to lose my ass armor. *pulls out a wallet*

by Mantaur May 12, 2010

Trump armor

Consists of an expensive dark suit, elegant tie hanging long and slick, manicured hair. It is the ultimate business attire; ready for any business meeting or dinner party. President Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Make America great again, Winter White House, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump bump, fashion, Trump style, Trump ties, power suit

Now that I live in the big city, I'm getting rid of the jeans and t-shirts and putting on some Trump armor. I think I will go with Armani.

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2017

White Armor

fucking a girl in the ass and then pulling out and busting all over her back as if covering her with a suit of armor.

on new years, eddie gave molly white armor and she enjoyed every second of it.

by ilovegettingitintheass December 12, 2008

Armonia

An adjective for a terrible feeling or catastrophic event. Can also be used to express boredom or misery.

"I am soooooo armonia right now!"

"OMG that class was so armonia."

"This meal is so armonia, I am never eating here again."

by blahblahblahusername October 18, 2008

armondo delgadillo

Sloth looking boy probably in his teens. Handsome but slow and some times likes solitude.

Hey is that a sloth? No man that a god dawn armondo delgadillo!

by flakeface June 27, 2014

Armoire

French word meaning "Really fucking heavy"

He didn't pay his debt to the mobsters, so they arranged to have an armoire dropped on him.

by barisold July 4, 2015