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adoptedmotherfucker

An adopted male who is still in possesion of there penis who has intercourse with there mother who adopted them....BIATCH!!
I adoptedmotherfucked my mother who adopted me.
by Father Christmas November 4, 2004
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apostle of peace

Look at me...Im not gonna do anything because I enjoy gay porn.

-Apostle
by Jensi July 18, 2008
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Apostle

The small furry animals referred to in the title of the Pink Floyd tune 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict'
"What button do I press to play the Apostle song again, dude?"
by theNbomr July 19, 2005
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APOPLEXY

Los angeles based gore metal band formed september 2002
lets go see that fucking bad ass band apoplexy tonight!
by apoplexy1888 January 5, 2009
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Adoptee

Her birth mother did not want her, so she became an adoptee and was adopted by a loving family.

This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
by A Female Girl April 21, 2007
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community college apostrophe

Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.
"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."
by @theosus September 29, 2017
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It's funny because you are adopted

something that someone says when a adopted kid makes a lame ass joke like this:

Adopted Kid:your mom just had a baby and yo dad too!

COol Guy: it's funny because you are adopted

Adopted Kid:no it's not

Cool GUy: yes it is motherfucken adopted gedezez! *blasts adopted kids brains out*
Cool GUy: yo uare adopted!
Adopted Kid: lick my gina machine

Cool GUy: it's funny because you are adopted haha im gonna shoot you now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by JesusChristfootball October 12, 2011
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