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Sexual Apocalypse

1. An apocalyptic event predicted to take place on August 6th, year unknown.
2. An event thrown annually on August 6th to ward off the predicted apocalypse.
// Are you having people over for the sexual apocalypse this year?

// I’m so hungover… yesterday was the sexual apocalypse. But on the bright side, we survived another year! YES, HOWIE!
by CoolinFirth November 25, 2021
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Serpi - Cringeking of Apocalpyse Discord

Serpi known for his next level cringe and big ego. Mostly seeing edating Laura (penisgirl)

Serpi is a german incel living in the Apocalypse Discord known for his big ego with handicapped role and his perma hard cringe. He also invented the german Flüchtlingswelle and is a Merkel supporter. Hated from the whole Apocalypse Community he still isnt banned because Touka and Apocalpyse little sissys unban him anyways. He says hes not a gypsy but he looks like one? His "GF" Laura pretends to be togheter with him while see sucks everyones cock with a redrole status. Serpi is also a huge cuck he loves to see his girlfriend fucks a other men while he sits on a big chair and wank his little donger and comes to clean Lauras pussy after the Men she fucked came in her pussy. Hes a fucking psychopath cuckold. Many people also think hes a bigger cuck then scrubnoob and its true because guno just sucks froschs cock while laura sucks whole citys empty! Hes also on a image board called "pr0gram" there he wanks to some repostet normie gore pictures and share it to his "friends"

Serpi thinks only good from himself and has a pushed ego while hes in reality just a cringe cuckold who never will get a real girlfriend because hes sitting 24/7 on the chair and writing in Apocalypse Discord.

Some quotes from famouse persons :

B1G Psychopath : I didnt expect someone cringer then me
Touka : Idk he did nothing wrong why should i ban him
Zlators : some1 hav some money pls ?

by shakuzo
"Serpi - Cringeking of Apocalpyse Discord" is just cringer then b1g psychopath and piponka ..wow
by shakuzo December 28, 2019
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WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once

its when the roblox user WhoZ_Error plays apocalypse rising 2 ALPHA play the game and has a enjoyable time without lag or cheaters
Holy fucking shit I cant believe it! WhoZ playing apoc and enjoying it for once
by Nigga dorito fortnite shit December 28, 2021
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CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**
by relsyrhc susej June 21, 2023
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A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power
Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.
by hay thear August 11, 2003
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