Alczheimers

Memory loss, bewilderment and general disorientation following on from drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Sufferers have no concept of anything - a general sign of having too much booze.

More hardened sufferers keep the symptoms whilst being sober. Similar to mumnesia, only the cause is being a drunken twat.

A.K.A. Alcoholic Dementia

Woman: Did you call the carpet fitters?

Man: Ah shit... I forgot, my Alczheimers must be getting worse.

by Hector Knox March 11, 2008

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alcolujah

To express joy or praise of an alcohol miracle

I thought I had run out of beer but I looked in my basement fridge and discovered a case of Miller Lite. Alcolujah!

by RyanHotThighs December 9, 2008

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alcohol-fuelled bragster

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008

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Alcashits

After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom bc it smells that fuckin bad.

HOLY shit i had the alcashits so bad this morning that i felt like i blew out my O ring.

by TG and JG December 28, 2008

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alcohologize

1. Apologizing for something while you are drunk
2. Apologizing for something you did while you were drunk

1. "Dude, I love you man. We should leave everything in the past and be best friends now. I'm sorry for all that shit!"
"No need to alcohologize to me, man!"

2. "Then he alcohologized for puking on my couch last weekend!"
"That was considerate of him"

by Tomchickery October 29, 2009

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