Albuquerque Shake

When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.

Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.

by The New Jersey Times January 12, 2023

Camp Albemarle

Literally the best camp ever! All u do is eat food, hang out with friends, do fun activities, have fun, learn about the Lord, and sail fast #sfea

there’s no place i’d rated be than Camp Albemarle

Hip Hop Alby Rocks!

by bayleigh(X August 6, 2018

cody albutt

tghe bestest person in t he workd asand so sexy anda azmazing ang kind andv fiit and u should be sad im with him and u r not lolz

omg is that cody albutt? yes the sexiest man ever

by cody albutts girlfriend November 14, 2021

Müller and Ablum

Two best friends that spend all day and night togheter. Someone that are inseparable.

look at those two they have such a Müller and Ablum friendship

by Pareli November 8, 2022

Albuquerque

In the middle of the "Land of Entrapment," a hotbed of laziness, corruption, and stupidity. Home of the most dangerous drivers...in the world.

Me: What's the best thing about Albuquerque?
Him: I don't know, what?
Me: The Albuquerque Turkey sandwich.

by ProlificPoeticPen July 5, 2012

Aluminum Anniversary

AKA a one-month anniversary, whether it be dating, banging, or a marriage date.

I'm treating Megan to Hooters tonight for our Aluminum Anniversary!

by Shitsweakson January 21, 2011

Albuquerque

Albuquerque not only one of the best places in NM but one of the best cities in America, beautiful full of diversity and culture and a wonderful population of proud surprisingly intelligent, welcoming people , other than the crappy gangs that flood this area and influence the poorer populations ,but no worse than most larger cities here in America. Some of the best weather in the USA, with cool nights and mildly hot days. Some of the best site seeing and literally a mile high+ city , set next to the Beautiful Sandia moutains, with one of the only wild larger river known as the infamous Rio Grand, which is beautiful up north where Burque (Albuqerque) is located. The worst of Albuquerque such as the education system,and violence is being eradicated,and or fixed rapidly. Ive live in Memphis, LA, ST Louis,Little Rock, and Denver, which all fall short of the qualities of Albuquerque and contains all the "shitty" qualities. for instance BAD WEATHER,huge ghettos. weather in Denver and occasionally LA are fine but are still terrible compared to ALB .The south valley has a home/cozy feel that contains "white hispanic" people as well as "native American hispanic", but for the most part is mixed between the two the rest of the city also has a big "anglo white" , and Native American population the area is NOT a place where u have to take race in consideration,, like most of ALB racism doesn't exist,,, the huge migration from the rest of the USA brings racism buts dies off eventually.

albuquerque is a beautifiul place mountains

by espanajohn June 1, 2013