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Aloura is a naturally beautiful girl who will always be there for you. She is nice to everyone and doesn't judge, if you know an Aloura then you are a lucky bitch.
Aloura went for the black one
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Get the 5AM Alarm mug.An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
You will never see her again.
This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
"Fuck man, have a big one?"
"The biggest."
"How'd you act in the morning?"
"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."
"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
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Get the alauria mug.My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.
Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011
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