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alarm clock

I pulled out my shotgun and blew my alarm clock away.
by The Great X-wing Ace March 26, 2003
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Alaura

Often times has more than one guy chasing after her, Alaura is the name of someone who is sexy, sultry, seductive & incredibly hot. She is wonderful to be around and gives excellent blow jobs :
Who's that?
That? That's Alaura.
Damn.
I know, I wanna get in her pants.
by BibliophileBitch April 15, 2011
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aloura

Aloura is a naturally beautiful girl who will always be there for you. She is nice to everyone and doesn't judge, if you know an Aloura then you are a lucky bitch.
Aloura went for the black one
by The truth peeps July 13, 2017
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5AM Alarm

when someone cups a male's balls and shakes them to provoke annoyance or irritation.
Maybe because she just gave me a 5AM Alarm!
by jsykyourstupid August 30, 2010
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Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.
"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"
by Trogdog April 8, 2010
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alauria

Bad bitch. Loyal.and is all about the now with a big ass booty
I am an Alauria
by Litzy_14 December 24, 2017
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alarm cup

The cup one keeps on their nightstand or by their bed in case of urinary emergency.
My sister stayed at my place last weekend. She thought she was drinking the last of the apple juice but got my alarm cup instead.

Tony was such a dick last night at the bar. But he left his alarm cup full from the night before so I woke him up for brunch with a vengeance.
by Doctor Exotic August 16, 2011
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