Alaskan Draw Bridge

When you L-chop somebody with your penis.

Karen was being a bitch so I gave her an Alaskan Draw Bridge to shut her up.

by JamesGeNoovaHHH October 22, 2009

Alaskan Bullworm

An Alaskan Bullworm is a penile position where the erect shaft of the penis is held up against the stomach of the subject and the testicles are held by the free hand over the base of the shaft, with one testicle on either side of the shaft. the effect is a scene similar to the one in spongebob where the position's namesake, The Alaskan Bullworm, is charging out of it's tunnel. The worm is simulated by the penis and the tunnel simulated by the scrotum and testicles.

Bf: Hey babe look at my Alaskan Bullworm lmao\
Gf: I'm leaving you for your brother.
Bf:
Gf:
Bf: This is pretty cool tho amirite

by Swaggersouls October 10, 2018

alaskan pipeline

alaskan pipeline is the act of crapping into a condom, putting it into the freezer and than using it like a dildo

alex p: hey alex, we're still going to use the alaskan pipeline i made last night, right
alex r: hell yeah we are, ALASKAN PIPELINES ROCK

by mathias420 June 7, 2004

Alaskan Mouthwash

After performing fellatio, the woman proceeds with/without consent of the man to make-out with him, with the semen in still in her mouth of course... This usually also involves an intense mint for a chilling sensation.

Man 1: So my this bitch blew me the other day, it was awesome until...

Man 2: Until what?

Man 1: Until she gave me a nasty Alaskan mouthwash, there was so much of my own jizz in my mouth. It tasted nasty as fuck.

by jasondaman4realz February 27, 2011

Alaskan Rodeo

When you do donuts in a Mcdonald's Parking lot in a Blizzard while your mate is having sex in the backseat.

Woah dude, its like totally snowing out, on break wanna drive so then i can try the Alaskan Rodeo???

by frix99 November 13, 2016

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

alaskan pipe line

when a man and a woman are intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then moans and asks for more.

man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga coon!

by barrak obama November 14, 2007