Muddle aged

the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it

Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver August 21, 2009

Coons Age

A coons age is any time frame that has taken place in the past regardless of duration. This way you can drop country swag to identify and period of past time frame.

The english language needs more words like Fuck, interchangeable and always fits into any context. I havent updated this fucking website in a coons age, even though i just did.

That's the kind of coons age swag droppage this country needs.

i reckon i haven't been to the bar in a coons age.

I havent trimmed my eye brows in a coons age
your mom used to come to my house daily, seems like a coons age ago and it was only yesterday.

by Coony McCoonsage December 13, 2015

age calling

(v.) The already outdated internet practise of attempting to belittle someone by asserting that they are younger than you. Typically, the age stated is 1-3 years younger than the age of the caller him/herself (more often than not, it is just oen year younger than the caller). This is a last ditch attempt by this person to sound mature. This tactic is often employed when the calling party knows they cannot assert themselves with some authority other than presenting false credentials of thier opponent, and the younger the person (common users are in thier early-mid teens, sometimes late teens) the more readily used the act. When thier ASSumptions are proved incorrect, however the response will automatically be 'I would never have guessed that'. The users of this tactic also favour political correctness, vague assumptions, pseudo-intellectualism, constant small insults throughout thier talk, a general feel of hatred towards thier adversary and getting upset very easily.

"Whats wrong with being gay?
Do I have to enlighten another fat, white, ignorant, racist, sexist, homophobic, American 12 year old?"

--Definition of gumba gumba by '50 cent'


"n.) Someone who thinks responding once to an unnecessary flame is quite enough, and will no longer waste his time on silly internet beefs with children who have nothing better to do than reread their own urban dictionary definition to see who's flamed them recently.Have fun with your flames, little girl/boy, since I will no longer be concerning myself with 'em. Toodles!"

--definition of neilmiser by 'neilmiser'


"A person who is easily flamed. Regretably, I feel, since I have just looked up some of his definitions and various other submissions, and it's clear he or she is, at most 13 years old."

--definition of kung-fu jesus by neilmiser.

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

Ice Age

American rapper Mike Jones's record label.

"Alot of people said I couldn't do this, I could do that,

So I came back wit a platinum plat, now Ice Age is on the
Map."

by Luis Beltran April 6, 2007

Ag-boys

Students studying agriculture or farming.

Why is Scarfies full of Ag-boys - Those boys get drunk off of liquer filled chocolates, so why do they need to go to a pub? Fuck it, I'm off to Guvnors.

by Ohakune Pete July 29, 2005

Golden Age

A Golden Age is when your at the right age for sex or get married

"Will you marry me your in a Golden Age to get marry"

by Gold Saver October 11, 2015

Porn-Age

The current era of time where all people, male and female, are glued to thier computers, (usually by some sort of ejaculate) in a massive addiction to pornographic images.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Maria, she hasen't left her room in days.
Guy 2: She just sits there every day screwing with her Pornhole.
Guy 1: Yep, she's stuck there, I guess she decided to join the Porn-Age.

by upmost777 January 7, 2012