The Agent 

A house producer, average music, usually liked by posers and deaf people, only uses samples, forgotten how to use synths.

The agent should STOP MAKING TECHNO and try new things in life. i just had a lychee, it was nice

The Agent by DJHermione23 January 31, 2010

Government agent 

The poseur's poseur, the enemy people want to stick it to.

Poseur with 1200 grit sandpaper tongue- That guy is the poseur's poseur, his tongue is just too smooth, and he's probably a government agent, he's not one of us.

Poseur with 800 grit sandpaper tongue- You are playing yourself, that guy is a poseur like us.

Government agent by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Secret Service Agent 

A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.

Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.

Secret Service Agent by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019

free agent 

Bisexual. Someone who sleeps with either sex. Especially someone who choses depending on which is more attractive, or is the better deal, on a given night.

Mike: Hey, it looks like Eddie is hitting on that gut...is he gay or what?

Frank: Na, but there are no good looking women here tonight, he's just looking for the best deal. Eddie's a free agent.

free agent by LoneCrane November 4, 2007

free agent 

Refers to the level of attractiveness of a potential sex partner. While said person may be somewhat attractive or exhibit certain desirable traits, it is not a person one would date. Such assessments usually end in one night stands. Usually used by college or professional athletes (football,basketball, etc.) as it relates to their respective sports' draft.

Yeah, she's got a nice body, but she no "first round pick". I might pick her up as a "free agent" after the bars close...

free agent by topp dizzle September 4, 2006

Jazz the CIA agent 

‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ is a person who you just aught to know. Jazz knows everything about you, she abused her CIA privileges constantly. Sometimes she hacks into your camera and makes fun of your double chin, and sells pictures of your feet to old men (for a good price too, you should just do it yourself).
But I guess she’s kinda cool.

Her weakness is Jason Momoa, then again who’s weakness isn’t Jason Momoa.

Ehhh bud, you’re getting a little creepy hahaha don’t act like that ‘Jazz The CIA Agent’ chick.

Oh hey!! It’s Jazz the CIA Agent.

Jazz the CIA agent by DisappointmentMachine July 22, 2019

killacorey ( russian sleeper agent)

a gay fag, he owns a ro ball league,

stupid;small;white;14;balti man

"if you ever see killacorey ( russian sleeper agent), make sure to pay official robux to stay safe!!!"

killacorey ( russian sleeper agent) by COOL134142 July 28, 2023