gambling addiction ngl

a sentence used when your friend/mutual is addicted to rolling odds

that guy has a gambling addiction ngl

by VrosserLolz May 26, 2024

Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.

I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.

by Craterdome September 27, 2024

BabyTV Addiction

A permanent and irreversible attatchmenr to the channel BabyTV
Symptoms Include: Shakiness, headaches, irritability and nightmares

I’m afraid i got some bad news, your daughter Annie has BabyTV Addiction which means she’s addicted to it, there’s nothing we can do

by KittenZoomies July 9, 2025

selective addiction

The moment when you have mountaining amounts of college assignments, which causes you to be less addicted to your smartphone whilst making you paradoxically more addicted to caffeine — whether in the form of coffee drinks or Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

During finals week, my selective addiction kicked in; I barely touched my phone but couldn’t get enough coffee to power through all those assignments!

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Not an addiction

Not an addiction is being falsely accused of being addicted to something. Remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

Person 1: You have an addiction
Person 2: it's not an addiction because remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Luna's Mayo Addiction

Luna has a crippeling mayo addiction, as much as she tries to run from the may she keeps eating it, she is in love with the mayo, her only friend is mayo, in mayo she finds peace, rest and shelter, batman may have been born in the dark but luna was made in mayo.

Bro I am crazy for this girl like Luna's Mayo Addiction

by bigfriendlybear April 8, 2021

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021