Academic Advisor

Someone who has made a career out of misleading students and pushing the agenda of their academic institution, even when it goes against a student's own best interests; Someone who makes money providing university students with worse advice than their peer group could offer them.

"How did you even end up in that class as a freshman anyway? Most people don't even take it until their fourth semester in college!"
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."

by The Real Oski August 9, 2018

Alyssa x Addyson

Best ship ever

person1: OMG Alyssa x Addyson is so CUTE
person2: why are you shipping people

by Thatweirdgay December 7, 2022

10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor

Top-notch, could not ask for anything more, all you've ever wanted.

You know that girl Lara, she's a '10/10 would recommend on Trip Advisor' kinda girl

by CoronaBeerIsTheBomb May 6, 2020

Addison

A crackhead Bob Ross fan that emerges from their dungeon do paint while dancing

Damn Addison did a great job painting AGAIN?!

by Is M i l e April 12, 2020

Addyson

Addysons are really fun and sweet when it’s just you two but at school she’s a popular flirty girl. She will flirt with everyone and will make fun of you to her friends. Addyson will say she loves you like a sister and will buy you gifts but will keep it a secret from her popular friends. Addyson loves drama and will do anything to make you look like a sh*tty person. Once you confront her about being fake she will say, “You’re just saying that cause you’re moody.” Then she’ll proceed to make you look like a garbage person. Then she’ll apologize and say that she’s soooo sorry and she’ll invite you over to her house and you’ll have so much fun!! It will just go in a cycle of mental abuse and then being friends. Addysons also laugh at EVERYTHING!

Addyson: Hahahahahah you’re so funny!
Boy: I really like you Addyson...
Addyson: YUCK YOURE SO GROSS
Boy: oh....
Addyson: Just kidding!!! I’m not looking for a relationship right now.

Boy: okay I understand....
Addyson: omg you’re super cute!

by Pounder101 December 15, 2019

Adiso

A stupid idiot that means nothing to the world

God why are you such an “adiso”

by lkcbjdzark June 11, 2020

addison rae

addison rae is a beautiful, kind, loving, unproblematic queen. she does and has done nothing wrong and doesnt deserve the hate she gets,

did you know addison rae did the wap dance?!

by anonymous261 November 12, 2020