ashley

It means to be beautiful inside and out. She cares for other, and tries to make the best of things. She may get angry or cry easily but she always shows a smile. She's strong and won't let anything get to her. She wants to be successful in life but is very lazy. Fortunately, she always gets the work done in time. She has many friends but only has a handful of close ones. She only has one friend that she truly trusts with her life. She tries not to be mean and is kind to others. She tends to be funny and carefree. She not popular and isn't the most prettiest in the world, but its her personality, smile, eyes and laugh that gets people to fall for her. She doesn't get asked out much because people are afraid to be turned down by her. Overall, Ashley is a great person.

"She's such an Ashley."
"I wish I could be like an Ashley."

by dddddoraaaaaa February 24, 2015

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Ashlee

Ashlee is the kindest person you will ever met. She might be mean to others she doesn't know but she is definitely super nice when you get to know her. She loves her friends more than others. She would do anything for a friend, she can also get over protective sometimes. She is beautiful, but doesn't believe it. Definitely country, she would own everyone horse if she could. Ashlee's perfect day would be riding horses with her best friend.

Have you seen that Ashlee she is so freakin kind.

by _Itz_ June 1, 2017

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Pretentious asshole

One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Especially true in the art scene.

Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?

Joe: Yeah, so true.

by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010

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assholeary

The act of being a Total asshole. like, unrelenting. nearing the point of douchebagary, but not quite there.

"dick-head"

"piss off asshole"

"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"

by Tommy Stein! August 29, 2009

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asshole policy

In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.

Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."

Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.

by dangoombie February 24, 2010

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Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

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