aoi asahina

Aoi Asahina is the best girl in Danganronpa THH, And is usually shipped with Sakura or Chihiro but with Togami is probably more likely to happen in canon because if Naegiri is canon, which it is, Togami will definitely not go for Touko, which leaves either Hagakure or Aoi.

Aoi Asahina, the greatest THH girl.

by aoiiiiasahina July 22, 2019

tight as a vise

Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.

Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.

by BRD May 4, 2005

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

by Kooks January 14, 2007

Asab

Shortened version of “As a b*tch” adding major emphasis to something you’re talking about

Man I’m tired asab

by tenxo September 20, 2018

sweet as a nut

When something really good happens and you have suceeded.

"Ahh mate, I manage to hit a tonne in my car!"
"Sweet as a nut mate, sweet as a nut!"

by Wilburg March 23, 2004

as a friend

Here's the scoop, boys and girls. Women pidgeonhole men into two categories, Friend and Jerk. Men who are chivalrous, polite, sophisticated, etc. are instantly relegated to "Friend" status. Men who treat women like shit are "Jerks."

Women love Friends but consider them unfuckable because they are not masculine enough. Women hate Jerks because they are asswipes but fuck them anyway. Thus, every woman in the world fucks Jerks and then complains to her Friend about how badly the Jerk treats her.

Just more proof that women are totally irrational.

by Do I Have To Slap A Bitch?! September 22, 2004

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz August 24, 2005