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Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020
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Arteest

A person who is not really an artist but believes themself to be, so therefore puts theirself up on a pompous pedistal. This person often randomly accuses others of stealing thier art and peruses the internet daily in search of said theft. Copyright violation is thier number one priority although many times they are found to be violators as well.
Connie the Arteest is a rabid enforcer of art protection but her art is ghastly and she steals her backgrounds.
by velocity3d August 20, 2008
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Artem

A brat that throws tantrums in class about not sitting next to his friend and is in denial about his gayness.
Stop being dumb Artem
by RealynnWithTea September 17, 2019
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artemis

A girl who appears virginal but can be had if you can get by her small boobs, narrow hips, and boyish ass.
artemises (plural) often miss the smegma spot when washing up. Beware!
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
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altedena

the richest school in tukee. occupied by people who only wear abercrombie and fitch, hollister, or mabye by chance american eagle. if you go to altedena, you own a house on south mountain. you get drunk AND high every day of summer and during the weekend during school. you throw ass-smaking parties. if you arnt the fuking richest person in arizona, you cant go to altedena!
rich Girl: Omg. I like looove abercrombie!

Poor Girl 1: who is she?

Poor Girl 2: some altedena kid
by poorkidinrichterritory July 16, 2007
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Artemis Fowl: The Trial of the Seven Thieves

The fifth installment in the award winning series Artemis Fowl. This book won the 2009 Cupachilli Award in the category of Outstanding Childrens Novel.
And the winner of the Cupachilli Award for Outstanding Childrens Novel goes to.....ARTEMIS FOWL: THE TRIAL OF THE SEVEN THIEVES!
by Nillypoo Shampoo June 11, 2009
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One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.
Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"
by David Wild August 3, 2008
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