hard alcoholic

A person who does not consume alcohol but partakes in hard drugs.

Friend, make me a strong mocktail heavy on the cocaine rim– please, for I am a hard alcoholic! Also, a ginger ale on the side. Thank you so much.

by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

isopropyl alcoholism

Addiction to hand sanitizing, a common pandemic disorder.

He sanitized his hands after touching any item, even if it had been sitting undisturbed on his desk for years. 'You can never be too careful', he said aloud, every few minutes, in denial of his isopropyl alcoholism.

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2020

airplane alcohol

Those little tiny bottles you get in airplanes or out of the minibars in hotel rooms that make you feel like your a little bitch.

excuse, stewardess, can i have some "airplane alcohol" please?
are you a pussy, sir?

by Megan Pizzy White August 1, 2012

Discovering Alcoholic

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

by Inkanyamba March 15, 2011

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022

alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with

Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.

by UM North Quad April 24, 2010

alcohol potluck

Like a food potluck. Everybody brings an alcoholic beverage of their choice which will be shared with the rest of the guests at the "potluck".

Let's bring this Vodka to Emily's party. It's an alcohol potluck so there will be a lot more alcohol to chose from!

by gahh gahh January 10, 2011