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Fraternity Alarm Clock

When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."
by Yoshi Condo August 8, 2016
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weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"
My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.
by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017
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Travis Alarm Clock

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock
by I handled this handle June 12, 2017
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Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building
by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018
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fire alarm

A red box that makes you have a seizure and go deaf in an office
OH $#@! THERE IS A FIRE ALARM
by UDfan1234567890 December 11, 2018
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Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020
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Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.
To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".
by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020
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