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sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.
"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."
by cdb1 December 12, 2021
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Sit Dick

When you sit down and your jeans bulge to give you a giant-looking dick
Becky wouldn't stop staring at my junk when I was sitting but it was actually just my jeans giving me a sit dick
by Honey Beeatch November 27, 2020
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Sitting Bloated

A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.
Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"
by hurleynator August 14, 2006
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good at sitting

When a girl is especially talented in the buttocks region. Or, more simply, she just has an amazing ass.
James: Damnnn that girl is good at sitting!
Ian: Yeah I could see dat ass from AmsterDAMNNN!
Brian: I saw it all the way from Djibouti!
by Wesley 'freakin' Sneijder April 25, 2011
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baby sitting

To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.

When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.

Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."

Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"

Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."

Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."

Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
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sit on it and rotate it

when somone is pissed off at another the may tell them sit on it and rotate it
by tom October 23, 2003
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Sit Down

When someone is doing something stupid or funny as hell. When someone is doing something annnoying as hell and getting on ya nerves.
I need for you to sit down and quit talking all that smack.
by Y'yombra August 21, 2008
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