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Shetland Pony

The act of having sex with a little person from behind in the anus and pulling out with such force, she craps the bed, much like a pony
Dude, last night I picked up this midget and gave her the Shetland Pony. Good thing it was her bed
by Davollin December 17, 2008
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Pony bait

A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.
I got this toy bundle, it’s full of pony bait
by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019
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Soap Pony

How to play Soap Pony:

1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).

2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).

3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.

4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.

5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”

Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022
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drunk pony

A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"

"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
by icedsoftball January 22, 2014
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Stink Pony

That was the biggest stink pony to jump through the hoop in weeks.
by Emily Powers August 4, 2008
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Pony Spank

a sex act while in reverse cowgirl. the guy sings “old town road” and the girl asserts her dominance by spanking him to the beat.
friend: is this relationship serious?
guy: dude, we literally pony spanked in the cemetery last night.
by ponyspank69 July 2, 2021
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pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.
Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.
by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020
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