A major pussy who is the basic embodiment of autism, the type of guy to think shrek is love shrek is life is still funny in 2018. Someone you should not approach unless the only thing you wanna taste is the cold barrel of your grandfathers shotgun in your mouth.
by YeetMasterJeff January 4, 2018

The pulsating state of an erect penis, when a penis is engorged to the extent that the blood distends the skin of the penis (specifically the glans).
by Victor Sanchez III December 27, 2013

An Irish dude from Dublin your tipical self centered Dublin guy , but if you become close he will stand up for you . Plays rugby and has been in lots of fights ,went cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol to to be a camp counselor in America. Short but super muscular. Is kind of intimidating . Will stand in front of a door to make you take pain meds if you need them but don’t want them. Became a sailing instructor at a summer camp to help him get over his fear of water .
If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
If you meet a mitch don’t lose him
by Ukecamper2882 December 14, 2017

Mitch is an absolute legend,great guy always up for a laugh has great taste in music. Mitch also likes to get high and make homemade bongs
. He always has franger on him and is great at giving a pash. Mitch is also a little bit of a player and is quite the grafter.
. He always has franger on him and is great at giving a pash. Mitch is also a little bit of a player and is quite the grafter.
dude 1: hey dude have you seen mitch I wanted to ask him for a franger
dude 2: yeah he's over there giving that girl a pash
dude 2: yeah he's over there giving that girl a pash
by 21YCNAN11 July 18, 2019

Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
by Jmurr227 December 7, 2022

Mitch is a name for the insane a person of high sense and enviable position insanely explosive when taken to task a tin ass but not too tiny actually a unit no a massive unit and did I happen to mention Mitch put the eye in intelligence. Forget swag this kunt sasshays shay shay and hip hop hoorays his way through the corridors of life and Will continue to do so Afta Death
Far out I Cannae be effed doing eff all today I need me some Mitchtovation if this high rise is gonna get designed . Fuk a job.
by C.Red May 15, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
