A disappointed father

A sexual revenge act

When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.

When you have a disappointed father there is only one thing you can do. Have an orgy with all of his friends and send him the video.

by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019

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Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022

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A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

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Father Paranoia

Synonymous with "Disciple of Vapour", taken to the next level of being almost 30 years old. Being a 'Father Paranoia' is basically shedding your quarter life crisis for your mid-life crisis.

Friend 1:"I use to be 'Disciple of Vapour'...but that name sucks, I'm gonna be 'Father Paranoia' now."
Friend 2:"When are you going to be comfortable with your identity?"

by The Real Dillon November 1, 2022

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father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

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Gamer Father

A parent who grew up either in the Atari 2600 era , NES era or even PS1 era. A father who spends time with his kids playing Video Games either on Console, PC, or Arcade.

I should become a Gamer Father.

by Cynical Man March 8, 2021

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