snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

snake nigga

A sneaky snitch fake nigga

Your a fuckin snake nigga.

by Indie Hoes. November 2, 2013

Old Snake

The best protagonist in any form of entertainment. You play as him in Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots. Once you play the game you will realize how good it is. So get off the computer and go buy it.

"War has changed"
Old Snake

by Liquid Bullet August 7, 2008

drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Naked Snake

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

by Dave June 5, 2004

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Drain the snake

When a guy has to urinate in a hurry.

At the rest stop Ian filled the tank but I had to go drain the snake.

by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015